What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your going to be alright just relax

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

You shall not bear false witness.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

Bible.. Hm.?

Lose lips shimk ships.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?